I decided i’d do a simple, bullet point trendfag list……so while i’ve got fuckall to do, here it is!
Note: this list will be updated randomly, as i don’t have 20 things off the top of my head right now, so fuck you
Crowbars Top 20 Trendfaggian Things/People.*
20. Crowbar. (only because i bought an iPhone, fuckers.)
19. Pip (Twilight. Nuff Said.)
18. iPhones
17. Facebook baby belly Photos.
16. Facebook baby Photos.
15. Facebook profiles for babies and/or animals.
14. Penis shaped objects. (Cmon girls at hens nights, be fuckin’ creative, yeah?)
13. “Atheism”
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11. Facebook fan groups for useless shit. (get 15,000,000,000,000 fans!)
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8. Bisexuality (More on this later!)
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6. People who play music out of phone speakers.
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3. iPads (Thanks Sez!)
2. Twilight Fans
1. Twilight
*List subject to change without notice, order may change or content may change, most additions will be decided on The Pip Show on Radio Xenu. Every Wednesday and Sunday in the US and Monday and Thursday in AU. Yes, I co-host.
3. ipads