Christmas III: The Ultimate Trendfaggian Holiday.

My turn!

Christmas, a time for yuletide cheer and present and being merry to others and loving and ….what the fuck am i on about?

Christmas: A time for trendfags to get all excited about new shit they will receive from family, friends, whoever the fuck wants to buy them christmas presents. Where the fuck did we go wrong?

Am i the only one to notice that pre-christmas sales, aren’t really sales at all? If you pay attention, you essentially pay exactly the same price you would normally, excluding maybe 68 cents. “On Sale for Christmas! buy now!” yeah, right. totally. Why not pay the extra 68 cents and stop being such stingy assholes? Christs sake, I need to start a store where everything is 99 cents cheaper than retail stores, since you’re all mostly stingy shits.

Now that thats said and done, the trendfag part! (i know you love these).

Every christmas, every single christmas people will get designer name this, that and whatever the hell from rich relatives they never see except for at the drunken foray that is christmas lunch/dinner. Prada, Gucci, etc, what the fuck. Then! if thats not bad enough, some people have to take their brand new christmas present mobile phones and text their friends about what they got and how cool and great it is, who then return text about the trendfaggian label shit they got this year and how cool they’re going to be when they see everyone from work/school/porn shoots next. Wrong. You are not cool, you’re a materialistic moron who justifies living by having brand name shit to make yourself look cool. Fuckin’ pains in the ass. Nobody cares what you got.

If you’re one of the people, like me, that don’t give a shit what you get for christmas (fuck, i’d be happy with a lego set, more useful than a fuckin gucci wallet), props to you, you avoid the trendfag mentality and if you do get something trendfaggian, its not because you asked for it. We all know the trendfaggians, heres a typical pre-christmas conversation:

Some Fuck: What would you like for christmas?
Trendfag: Gucci handbag, victorias secret underwear, prada wallet, rolex watch, anything overpriced due to the label on it that will give me some social status!
Some Fuck: Alright.

Fuckin’ lump of coal for you, trendfag. Your social status does not increase with the cost of the label you’re buying, it degrades your social status because it means you have the personality of a wet rag and that alone can’t hold you in the upper echelons of being “cool”. You fuckin’ fail.

Heres a tip from me to you: The cheaper it is, the more meaning behind it, the more expensive it is, the lower in life you become.

…And as much as i’m not religious, i have to agree with archaios to an extent in that, christmas has become a time for free shit, as opposed to say, i don’t know, family? When relatives you barely see come to visit, the first thought in peoples minds is now “Ooh, what did they get me?!” not “oh, its great to see uncle and aunty bumblefuck”. Take a life lesson motherfuckers, you fail.